Last Saturday's Conversations

When our banana split was served, my friend and I went o.O

Me: Is it me or this is a bit small? *pointing at banana*
Friend: Uhm, I was about to ask the waiter, "Why the banana is so small?". Somehow it sounds so wrong.

When my friend complained about shoulder pain over the MSN, padahal we were just a few steps away from each other...

Me: When do you want to go see the tit ta?
Friend: WHAT TIT?!!
Me: I mean TIT TA lah, not tit. Tabib Cina. -__- *sweat*
Friend: Laughing like mad, oh okay, tomorrow.


When I accidentally pulled the modem cable, causing the line to unplug...

Friend: Eh, you guys restarted the modem?
2 of us: Nope...
Friend: *moves to check the cable* got light?
Me: Nope...
Friend: *push push* Got?
Me: Nope...
Friend: *fiddle fiddle* Got?
Me: Got...
Friend: Ah, that hole cannot use, need to change to another hole.
2 of us: -_- *sweat*